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The thing I don't look forward to about Summer is...

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    The thing I don't look forward to about Summer is...

    Weedy pale men with washboard ribs and chicken arms without their shirts.

    #2
    hayfever (sniffle), heat and sunlight *ewwwww*

    Can't wait till the autumn
    Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
    "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
    Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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      #3
      Maybe they are hoping that all the attractive women love chicken??

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        #4
        Don't omit the ubiquitous muffin top

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          #5
          Originally posted by Lucy View Post
          Weedy pale men with washboard ribs and chicken arms without their shirts.
          Morbidly obese women with huge guts and jeans hanging 4 inches below their arse cracks showing their C&A thongs

          You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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            #6
            Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
            Don't omit the ubiquitous muffin top
            Indeed. Why some women love to flaunt their obesity is beyond me.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
              Morbidly obese women with huge guts and jeans hanging 4 inches below their arse cracks showing their C&A thongs
              Don't be too harsh on Lucy. She is trying.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Summer brings out the best in the women and the worst in the men.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
                  Morbidly obese women with huge guts and jeans hanging 4 inches below their arse cracks showing their C&A thongs
                  There are specialist websites for that - alledgedly. not that I would know...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Indeed. Why some women love to flaunt their obesity is beyond me.
                    I like my woman large – more to enjoy, and something to grab hold of!

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