Wilmslow what should I do ?

[rootsnall]

I have been struck down with indecision ! It's the last day of my contract, the other contractors aren't in and the refreshments shelf is virtually bare, just a spoon ot two of decaf coffee and some ancient lemon and ginger tea bags

Should talk to the permies and ask for a tea bag ? Should I drink water ? What will I do for milk ?

[DiscoStu]

I have been struck down with indecision ! It's the last day of my contract, the other contractors aren't in and the refreshments shelf is virtually bare, just a spoon ot two of decaf coffee and some ancient lemon and ginger tea bags

Should talk to the permies and ask for a tea bag ? Should I drink water ? What will I do for milk ?

This sounds like a choose your own adventure book. Make sure you keep a note of the page number incase you drink water and it's poisoned and kills you.

[oracleslave]

I have been struck down with indecision ! It's the last day of my contract, the other contractors aren't in and the refreshments shelf is virtually bare, just a spoon ot two of decaf coffee and some ancient lemon and ginger tea bags

Should talk to the permies and ask for a tea bag ? Should I drink water ? What will I do for milk ?

An excellent thread. A new dogma for life's challenges has been born. When faced with a difficult decision ask yourself

WWWD?

[basshead]

This sounds like a choose your own adventure book. Make sure you keep a note of the page number incase you drink water and it's poisoned and kills you.

You are at a crossroads. To the east is darkness. To the north is darkness. To the west is a beautiful brook flowing with contract income. To the south is a flea-ridden pit of despair and corporate disillusionment.

[DiscoStu]

You are at a crossroads. To the east is darkness. To the north is darkness. To the west is a beautiful brook flowing with contract income. To the south is a flea-ridden pit of despair and corporate disillusionment.

I went south.

Wilmslow

[Xenophon]

I went south.

The girls love that.

[oracleslave]

The girls love that.

[rootsnall]

The girls love that.

Why is going south never quite the same once you get married ?

[oracleslave]

Why is going south never quite the same once you get married ?

How is it different?

[rootsnall]

How is it different?

It just doesn't hold the same appeal !