When I was in the bogs this morning a suicide bomber in the cubicle next to me tried to blow them up. I heard the detonator go off but luckily for me the explosive failed to work.
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If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Must try harderThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
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A few months ago I was in a bog at work, and heard an incredibly loud fart, more like a bang, in fact literally more like the opening salvo at Waterloo! I couldn't believe the human body could make such a noise, but now thanks to Xog the mystery is solved. Bloody suicide bombers - they're everywhere.Originally posted by xoggothWork in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Down the toilet dark and deep
Lies a sausage, fast asleep
Don't disturb him, let him rest
Xoggoth's straining's done its bestComment
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Suicide bomber
Surely he was a 'sewage powered bomber'?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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