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    Abattoir visit….

    There may be a meeting in a company abattoir I may need to attend tomorrow.

    Not sure how I am feeling about that to be honest.

    I wonder if there will be a squirrel production line?

    #2
    It's probably where they put the dead bodies.

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      #3
      Don't get too cut up about it....
      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

      C.S. Lewis

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        #4
        Was chatting to someone who implemented the .Net planning processes at one once. They can use over 98% of the pig allegedly. *

        Probably an interesting project to work on.




        * I have absolutely no factual evidence of this and the guy who told me is prone to theadedlike exageration, so it may well be tulipe.

        Edit: Forgot to add this

        Wilmsloooooooow!
        Last edited by Pondlife; 7 May 2008, 09:42. Reason: Wilmsloooooooow

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          #5
          Where's that pigs penis gone?
          Wilmslooooooooooooooooooooow!!!!
          << canned laughter >>
          Coffee's for closers

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            #6
            Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
            Where's that pigs penis gone?
            Wilmslooooooooooooooooooooow!!!!
            << canned laughter >>
            They're saving it to slap him round the face with as part of his permie induction ritual.
            ǝןqqıʍ

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              #7
              Whenever I picture Wilmslow's day, it's always as slightly fast-forward with the benny hill music in the background.

              Just me?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                Whenever I picture Wilmslow's day, it's always as slightly fast-forward with the benny hill music in the background.

                Just me?
                I've always pictured him as more of a Frank Spencer
                ǝןqqıʍ

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                  There may be a meeting in a company abattoir I may need to attend tomorrow.

                  Not sure how I am feeling about that to be honest.

                  I wonder if there will be a squirrel production line?
                  I think the permies have had enough of you and are planning your demise. I suggest you take your mafia neighbours with you.

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                    #10
                    lads, come on, be nice to Wilmsloooooooooooooooooooooow

                    Milan.

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