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    Uh Oh :(

    I'm covered in spots!

    Has anyone had measels or chicken pox?

    #2
    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    I'm covered in spots!

    Has anyone had measels or chicken pox?
    Wilmslow. About once a month.
    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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      #3
      Sounds like an outbreak of lefty disease, symptoms include buying the independent, random bouts of tree hugging and disputing Rapturist theories.
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #4
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        Sounds like an outbreak of lefty disease, symptoms include buying the independent, random bouts of tree hugging and disputing Rapturist theories.
        Helpful, as ever.

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          #5
          It's acne.

          Congratulations, you've entered puberty.
          It's about time I changed this sig...

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            #6
            Originally posted by MrRobin View Post
            It's acne.

            Congratulations, you've entered puberty.
            I wish I knew then what I know now...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Lucy View Post
              I wish I knew then what I know now...


              A self-ordained professor's tongue
              Too serious to fool
              Spouted out that liberty
              Is just equality in school
              "Equality," I spoke the word
              As if a wedding vow.
              Ah, but I was so much older then,
              I'm younger than that now.

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                #8
                When the child was a child
                It walked with arms hanging
                Wanted the stream to be a river and the river a torrent
                And this puddle, the sea
                When the child was a child, it didn't know
                It was a child
                Everything for it was filled with life and all life was one
                Saw the horizon without trying to reach it
                Couldn't rush itself And think on command
                Was often terribly bored
                And couldn't wait
                Passed up greeting the moments
                And prayed only with it's lips
                When the child was a child
                It didn't have an opinion about a thing
                Had no habits
                Often sat crossed-legged, took off running
                Had a cow lick in it's hair
                And didn't put on a face when photographed...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                  I'm covered in spots!

                  Has anyone had measels or chicken pox?
                  I've had both and measles is much, much worse than chickenpox. I'm guessing you don't have measles 'cos you are still posting

                  Seriously - if you think you have measles see a doctor now. If its chickenpox, you should see that the spots are more concentrated in one area - when I had it it started from my head so my face was a disaster area (cheap jokes invited) but I only had a couple of spots on my legs.

                  It's prob only some kind of allergy but don't scratch just in case. And buy some anti-histamine cream.
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    I've had both and measles is much, much worse than chickenpox. I'm guessing you don't have measles 'cos you are still posting

                    Seriously - if you think you have measles see a doctor now. If its chickenpox, you should see that the spots are more concentrated in one area - when I had it it started from my head so my face was a disaster area (cheap jokes invited) but I only had a couple of spots on my legs.

                    It's prob only some kind of allergy but don't scratch just in case. And buy some anti-histamine cream.

                    I think I have had measels.

                    I have one itchy spot on my leg and loads of little ones on my stomach, and three massive lumps on my head, and a fever.

                    I am going to the doctor tomorrow.

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