Stuck behind a hearse….

[Wilmslow]

Was on the M60 on Friday getting home – was stuck behind a co-operative hearse in the fast lane doing the mid 80’s, wobbling all over the shop and nearly hitting the central reservation.

Initially I thought it was stolen, until I saw the driver – looking like a hearse driver, obviously just running late.

[Churchill]

Keep doing that trip on the M62 and you'll be the one in the hearse!

[Moscow Mule]

Initially I thought it was stolen, until I saw the driver – looking like a hearse driver, obviously just running late.

I think you're past caring if your hearse is late...

[Wilmslow]

Keep doing that trip on the M62 and you'll be the one in the hearse!

You may not be too far from the truth there Churchill – it is the most aggressive motorway in the UK – Makes the M40 look like a breeze.

Even when I get my MX5 fixed I don’t think I am going to brave the 62 – too many lorries and vans for my liking.

[Churchill]

You may not be too far from the truth there Churchill – it is the most aggressive motorway in the UK – Makes the M40 look like a breeze.

Even when I get my MX5 fixed I don’t think I am going to brave the 62 – too many lorries and vans for my liking.

I used to drive from Shaw to Saltaire on a daily basis.

Soon decided that driving cross country was much safer - and much more predictable time wise...

[BrilloPad]

Was on the M60 on Friday getting home – was stuck behind a co-operative hearse in the fast lane doing the mid 80’s, wobbling all over the shop and nearly hitting the central reservation.

Initially I thought it was stolen, until I saw the driver – looking like a hearse driver, obviously just running late.

Why not undertake then?

BP in sun headline writer mode.

<waits for audible groans and barrage of rotten fruit>

[original PM]

believe it or not hearses get loads of speeding tickets - not whilst on the job but moving in between.

it is a genuine cost budgetted for in the accounts

[miffy]

Why not undertake then?

Well I thought it was funny BP. Probably a few here who didn't get it.

I saw a hearse on the A46 in Leicester a few years ago. The driver was on his own (no stiffy) and must have been doing well over a ton. He was passing everyone!

Maybe they need to collect the corpse whilst it's still warm or he was just about to resign

[Churchill]

believe it or not hearses get loads of speeding tickets - not whilst on the job but moving in between.

it is a genuine cost budgetted for in the accounts

Well, they are dead busy...

igmc

[BoredBloke]

I've never had any problems with that road when compared to any others. I've been doing it on a daily basis from Rochdale to Leeds. It was quite a nice drive in this morning going over the hills.