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Originally posted by BlasterBates View Postǝןqqıʍ -
Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
Who has their money under the mattress?
HTHScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostWhat good would that be? You'll need to be fit, hard and be able to grow your own vegetables in the new world order.
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What a load of generically written drivel this article is.
Still, today has been the dullest day ever on CUK, and so your post still stands out as worthy of my response.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostI think I'd go for the "carry a big gun option", thanks.
A tip for you cosmopolitan types... get in early or starve.
http://www.london.gov.uk/allotments/Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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This may mean I have to dig my lawn up & plant potatos.... all 50 yards of it...
My back is aching in anticipation...
There was a time when all the back gardens around were dug over & planted each year... now there's only my dad and a chap at the other end of the road who bother...
And they're both gone now, first my Dad, and then the ex-miner named Don.Last edited by zeitghost; 15 March 2017, 08:52.Comment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostGet orf my land!!
A tip for you cosmopolitan types... get in early or starve.
http://www.london.gov.uk/allotments/"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Strategic Steam Reserve!
Anybody else hear the programme on Saturday about the mythical 1960's Strategic Steam Reserve? After global financial meltdown, no electricity or diesel to power trains etc, could be the only way to travelJust sliding through ..........Comment
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