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IT contractors are just brainless autistic savants...

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    IT contractors are just brainless autistic savants...

    ... with a narrow facility for programming and logic and zero skills in all other areas. As this board proves everyday
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    ... with a narrow facility for programming and logic and zero skills in all other areas. As this board proves everyday
    You think that's bad - you should check out the permies

    HTH
    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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      #3
      if (you == correct)
      begin
      potnoodle();
      wink();
      end

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        #4
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        ... with a narrow facility for programming and logic and zero skills in all other areas. As this board proves everyday
        Are we in a bad mood? Is it that time of the month?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Jog On View Post
          You think that's bad - you should check out the permies

          HTH
          agents

          DA is the exception to the rule - damn good egg.

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            #6
            yes, next
            Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
            threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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              #7
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              ... with a narrow facility for programming and logic and zero skills in all other areas. As this board proves everyday

              I respectfully disagree, as shown in a previously list:-
              http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ghlight=bloggs

              We're a lot worse.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                if (you == correct)
                begin
                potnoodle();
                wink();
                end
                Whats sad is that I actually laughed at this one.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  ... with a narrow facility for programming and logic and zero skills in all other areas. As this board proves everyday
                  You've been spending too much time with your quants...
                  ǝןqqıʍ

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    if (you == correct)
                    begin
                    potnoodle();
                    wink();
                    end
                    I think we need a fork() in there somewhere ....
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
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