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    You have a split second to chose...

    Thousands of lives depend on your choice.

    There are two options. There are two lovely young ladies giving you these options.

    One is wearing a charcoal grey business suit.

    The other has large breasts.

    Which do you chose.
    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

    #2
    The suited one because the breasts are false and are nuclear bombs in disguise.

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      #3
      Originally posted by threaded View Post
      Thousands of lives depend on your choice.

      There are two options. There are two lovely young ladies giving you these options.

      One is wearing a charcoal grey business suit.

      The other has large breasts.

      Which do you chose.
      Large breasts invariably come with a large arse... I'd go for the power dresser every time.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        Mmmm Large arse Mmmm
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #5
          Originally posted by threaded View Post
          The other has large breasts.
          That one!

          Hopefully she can feed the 5000 with them thus saving all the lives.

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            #6
            Originally posted by threaded View Post
            Thousands of lives depend on your choice.

            There are two options. There are two lovely young ladies giving you these options.

            One is wearing a charcoal grey business suit.

            The other has large breasts.

            Which do you chose.
            Both.

            They just can't resist... I've had to struggle with this issue almost weekly since reaching manhood.

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              #7
              Originally posted by threaded View Post
              Thousands of lives depend on your choice.

              There are two options. There are two lovely young ladies giving you these options.

              One is wearing a charcoal grey business suit.

              The other has large breasts.

              Which do you chose.
              What are the options?

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                #8
                Originally posted by threaded View Post
                Thousands of lives depend on your choice.

                There are two options. There are two lovely young ladies giving you these options.

                One is wearing a charcoal grey business suit.

                The other has large breasts.

                Which do you chose.
                Can I phone a friend please?

                okay - I give up - what is the right answer?

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                  #9
                  I am a sucker for a woman with large fun bags...so I choose her!!
                  "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
                    I am a sucker for a woman with large fun bags...so I choose her!!
                    Maybe the one in the suit has bigger shirt potatoes? Nothing stated in the question.

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