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    Boomed!

    My 5 year SJA ends at the end of June, so put my name on the company First Aid list to blag a couple of days off on company time to keep it topped up (always a useful thing, as the whole course is 5 days and lasts for 5 years).

    I get – wait for it – a whole £80 every 6 months for my services to molest anyone needing first aid.

    That is a triple boom

    #2
    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    My 5 year SJA ends at the end of June, so put my name on the company First Aid list to blag a couple of days off on company time to keep it topped up (always a useful thing, as the whole course is 5 days and lasts for 5 years).

    I get – wait for it – a whole £80 every 6 months for my services to molest anyone needing first aid.

    That is a triple boom
    There isn't a unit of time small enough to describe how quickly I earn £80.

    -threaded
    ǝןqqıʍ

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      #3
      Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
      I get – wait for it – a whole £80 every 6 months for my services to molest anyone needing first aid.
      Well, that will boost the safety record at Permie Co PLC, especially amongst the female staff

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