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    Contractor T-shirts

    Witty slogan competition.

    If you were designing at T-shirt for contractors to wear at client sites, what would it say?

    I think:

    Front - £600/day

    Back - Yes, that is my Porsche in the car park.

    #2
    Front:

    "If you were wearing this t-shirt you'd only get paid half as much"

    Back:

    "and it'd be made of cheaper material"
    B00med!

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      #3
      Front : £35k
      Back : And that's just my tax bill!

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        #4
        Front: If you think you're good at your job
        Back: Then why the **** am I here!

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          #5
          Front: You can't do enough for a good company.
          Back: No that's not right, you can't do a good company for enough.
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #6
            At the risk of a flaming aren't these (so far) just bragging rather than witty?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
              At the risk of a flaming aren't these (so far) just bragging rather than witty?
              Is that the same thing?

              No wonder no one ever laughs at my jokes.

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                #8
                Front:
                If I keep contracting at this rate...

                Back:
                ...I'm going to need a smaller t-shirt!
                B00med!

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                  #9
                  Earnie, the coolest coder in the vest

                  Actually one of these would do if T-shirts are frowned upon

                  http://thehivesstore.co.uk/acatalog/HVS101L.jpg
                  http://www.thet-spot.com/modules/Sho...t%20newest.jpg

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                    #10
                    Front: If you think I'm cute...
                    Back: You should see the man who coded me

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