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    What I learned on CUK today.

    1) Bogeyman fancies himself as the people police and missed his true calling as a reservist or something

    2) Bluebird's back.

    3) Dodgy's political manifesto is...errr well dodgy really

    4) Moscow is really a football hooligan

    5) Some people still actually follow the Eurovision contest

    #2
    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    1) Bogeyman fancies himself as the people police and missed his true calling as a reservist or something

    2) Bluebird's back.

    3) Dodgy's political manifesto is...errr well dodgy really

    4) Moscow is really a football hooligan

    5) Some people still actually follow the Eurovision contest
    If 2 was not true then 1 and 4 could have been avoided.

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      If 2 was not true then 1 and 4 could have been avoided.
      Harsh...

      (Oh ****!!! Here we go again......)

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        #4
        Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
        1) Bogeyman fancies himself as the people police and missed his true calling as a reservist or something

        2) Bluebird's back.

        3) Dodgy's political manifesto is...errr well dodgy really

        4) Moscow is really a football hooligan

        5) Some people still actually follow the Eurovision contest
        Sir, you cur.

        I have never been involved in hooliganism of any sort, nor do I condone such behavior.

        I demand satisfaction.
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #5
          Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
          Sir, you cur.

          I have never been involved in hooliganism of any sort, nor do I condone such behavior.

          I demand satisfaction.
          How about a pot-noodle?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
            I demand satisfaction.
            Can't help you there mate. You are barking up the wrong tree so to speak

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              #7
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              How about a pot-noodle?
              That will do nicely - oracleslave, please provide a pot-noodle forthwith and I shall consider the matter closed.
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #8
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Harsh...

                (Oh ****!!! Here we go again......)


                If I cry tears of laughter - what does that make me?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


                  If I cry tears of laughter - what does that make me?
                  Don't make me tell you!

                  Bogey'll be off on one again!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                    That will do nicely - oracleslave, please provide a pot-noodle forthwith and I shall consider the matter closed.
                    Humbly yours

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