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    Bono is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.

    At a recent U2 concert in glasgow he asked the audience for total quiet.

    Then, in the silence, he started to slowy clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies'

    From the front of the crowd a voice with a broad wegie accent pierced the quiet....

    "Well, f£$%kin stop doin it then, ya evil bast£$d!'
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

    #2
    Is it last month on the internet already?

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/513837-post1655.html
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      And every time he claps his hands his own furtune grows that little bit more. Charity starts at home with some and with Bono the bulk of it stays there also.
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #4
        I tried listening to some U2 about a week ago.

        I've had more fun stabbing myself in the "cojones".

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          #5
          Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
          I tried listening to some U2 about a week ago.

          I've had more fun stabbing myself in the "cojones".
          For those of you familar with The Barleycorn in West Didsbury

          One of the bar staff there was a huge U2 fan (and a mincing great faggot*). Everynight we went we'd have to put up with 4 or 5 U2 ballads blasting out of the juke box.

          Eventually I refused to go there anymore and so ended up spending more to get pissed at the Woodstock


          (*nothing against gay people, its just the mincing I can't stand)
          Coffee's for closers

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            #6
            Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
            Is it last month on the internet already?

            http://forums.contractoruk.com/513837-post1655.html
            Last month? That joke was out as soon as the commercials came out i.e. 2005
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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