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    I had a meeting scheduled with the PM, head tester and network guru , yesterday afternoon. I was walking through Hale at lunchtime eating my chips and curry, making sure I leaned forward every time I took a gobfull, then I looked down.
    Oops, a great big blob of curry sauce, all down my left t1t. Aargh , what to do ? Only 30 mins to the meeting. So I trawled the high st and the only mens clothes shop was Rohan, which doesnt seem to cater for the , er, larger gentleman.
    If the riders of Rohan were that skinny I am suprised they ever beat the orcs, never mind the cave trolls, fking Gollum would need a bigger outfit. Anyway I had to buy a £55 blue shirt, which to be honest is top quality, and a good fit.
    The moral of the story ? avoid meetings whenever possible




    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Sorry, I lost track of your life story - was this after you were thrown out of the helicopter and saved Ryan?










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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Anyway I had to buy a £55 blue shirt
      Phew, lucky you were able to get a cheap one.

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        #4
        Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
        Sorry, I lost track of your life story - was this after you were thrown out of the helicopter and saved Ryan?










        Sorry EO - but that was funny!!

        Nearly as funny as eating chips and curry in Hale I was there the other week and didn't see a chippie anywhere....
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #5
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Sorry EO - but that was funny!!

          Nearly as funny as eating chips and curry in Hale I was there the other week and didn't see a chippie anywhere....
          Go to the station, then walk along victoria st, parallel to the line, its about 150 metres. I only get the curry because the mushy peas are rubbish
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            Go to the station, then walk along victoria st, parallel to the line, its about 150 metres. I only get the curry because the mushy peas are rubbish
            I'll keep it in mind - thanks
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              Go to the station, then walk along victoria st, parallel to the line, its about 150 metres. I only get the curry because the mushy peas are rubbish
              Is this what the CUK board has come to? Directions to chippies?
              Older and ...well, just older!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
                Is this what the CUK board has come to? Directions to chippies?
                I might be hungry next time I am in Hale
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
                  Is this what the CUK board has come to? Directions to chippies?
                  No, we have all sorts here, career advice, squirrels and how to bring up kids
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
                    Is this what the CUK board has come to? Directions to chippies?
                    Can we ask for plumbers, electricians, etcetc?

                    IGMC

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