I got some trees chopped down a few years ago and turned a real jungle into a lawn with roses and other nice stuff.
We have these old neighbours who are always out with the brooms attacking every rogue leaf and blade of grass with an SAS-like determination, we can hear them day and night sweeping away like lunatics.
Anyway, the missus overheard them gossiping about us and how untidy our garden and hedge are, she got a bit upset about that, considering the effort and expense we had gone to, but we let it ride, no point making a bad situation worse.
Yesterday we got a letter by mistake, addressed to them, it is a final reminder. Heh heh.
My question is, which would be the most evilist, a) rip it up and let them get cut off, evicted or jailed or something b) take it round when there's lots of people around and say 'I got this letter by mistake, its a final reminder'
c) open it and reply saying 'do what the herons do - stick your bill up your @rse'
or should I be decent and civilised instead
We have these old neighbours who are always out with the brooms attacking every rogue leaf and blade of grass with an SAS-like determination, we can hear them day and night sweeping away like lunatics.
Anyway, the missus overheard them gossiping about us and how untidy our garden and hedge are, she got a bit upset about that, considering the effort and expense we had gone to, but we let it ride, no point making a bad situation worse.
Yesterday we got a letter by mistake, addressed to them, it is a final reminder. Heh heh.
My question is, which would be the most evilist, a) rip it up and let them get cut off, evicted or jailed or something b) take it round when there's lots of people around and say 'I got this letter by mistake, its a final reminder'
c) open it and reply saying 'do what the herons do - stick your bill up your @rse'
or should I be decent and civilised instead
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