Meeting birds on the internet

[DieScum]

Can't quite believe this worked.

Friday I put up and ad on gumtree.com in the Casual Encounters section.

Ended up meeting a couple of birds who just came straight to my house. One a bit of a fat lass, and other a 34 year old with the best body I have ever encountered.

I can't believe this is so easy. God bless the internet age.

[BA to the Stars]

Did they charge much for their "services"

[HairyArsedBloke]

This is a good site for that sort of thing.

[cailin maith]

Did they charge much for their "services"

I was thinking the exact same thing

[Pinto]

a 34 year old with the best body I have ever encountered.

Was she a butter face?

[themistry]

Was she a butter face?

LOL...

Galaxy... good man

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Was she a butter face?

Or indeed a BoBFoC (which was once a question on University Challenge)

[Cliphead]

Or indeed a BoBFoC (which was once a question on University Challenge)

[Badger]

So they know your address, have you check you have all your bank statements?

On the other hand, it's been a while and I needs some tips, I said tips, what did your add say?

[NickFitz]

what did your add say?

It must have been this one (NVSFW)

"I have decided that I need to be totally up front and honest here. I am in my early 30s and still a virgin. I have had a few chances over the years and been in relationships but for a lot of reasons I did not want to have a physical relationship at that time. As the years have gone by things just seem to get more complicated and I really believe now that my lack of experience is like a mental block getting in the way of any future relationship.

"I would say that I am average looking I suppose and am a very caring and sensitive guy. It would be really good to meet a lady who could understand these circumstances and help me while hopefully teaching me what I have been missing over the years. I suppose you can look at me as a blank page. I am the sort of person who always puts the needs of others first so hopefully this could be a great experience for us both. Anyway, if you would like to get in touch then that would be great."