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    How to generate revenue

    1: Inland Revenue Shipley changes phone number to chargeable 0845 number
    2: IR issues over the usual amount of bollox demands
    3: Any attempts to clarify the position over the phone is met with extended "all our advisors are busy please wait"

    Repeat 2 + 3
    Loop
    Do Forever

    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

    #2
    How to get HMRC back:

    Perform step 3 from client's office and ensure call is as long as possible, hence costing Client a significant amount, causing them to swing to an annual loss and hence not paying any business tax to HMRC.


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      #3
      or if you work through a Ltd, phone as much as you like and make it a business expense (including charging for your time?)

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        #4
        You could try putting their number into saynoto0870.com (something like that) and get the 01 number it eventually ends up at - hector then gets nowt from the 08 number.
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #5
          01274 530750

          hth
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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