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Another freeloading immigrant fresh of the banana boat

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    Another freeloading immigrant fresh of the banana boat

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...nana-boat.html

    He's not the sort of creature that could easily scuttle about unnoticed.

    But somehow Bill the elephant beetle managed to sneak into a crate of bananas in Costa Rica and smuggle himself over here.

    The beetle - which at 5in long is the size of a hamster - was discovered by workers at a fruit wholesalers.

    He was taken to Linton Zoo near Cambridge, where staff gave him his name.


    Yeah, and straight onto the benefits system.

    #2
    Anything else in the daily mail we need to know today DP?

    "With time running out for Bill, Linton Zoo yesterday appealed for any private collectors who have a female to get in contact."

    Not sure my female collection is suitable

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      #3
      Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
      Anything else in the daily mail we need to know today DP?

      "With time running out for Bill, Linton Zoo yesterday appealed for any private collectors who have a female to get in contact."

      Not sure my female collection is suitable

      Nope, that's it for today. DP's picks of the day.

      More tomorrow.

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Nope, that's it for today. DP's picks of the day.

        More tomorrow.
        Good effort. Can I request some BTL, house price doom tomorrow along with some entertainment news please.

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          #5
          I'll see if there is any celeb gossip involving nudity and BTL.

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            I'll see if there is any celeb gossip involving nudity and BTL.
            Can we have some piccies of Madonna mooning? Or Kylie.

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              #7
              Brill!! I like little beetles n things.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #8
                There are a couple of good articles in today's Mail: A top-class Littlejohn rant about the plans for Britishness day on the August bank holiday, and a comical article about how dozens of prisoners are refusing offers of early release and are even trying to break back into jail ! As Littlejohn is probably fed up of saying by now, YCMIU.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  Nope, that's it for today. DP's picks of the day.

                  More tomorrow.
                  I can't wait. Gosh - you could cut the tension with a knife.

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                    #10
                    is this appeasement from the danes?

                    Denmark Searches for Miss Headscarf

                    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?p...tG4&refer=home

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