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    Driving the porcelain bus

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7439515.stm

    For me it will always be "talking on the great white telephone"
    If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.

    Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis Costello

    #2
    Originally posted by Chantho View Post
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7439515.stm

    For me it will always be "talking on the great white telephone"
    For me it is calling out for RRRAAAAAAALLLLLLLPPPPPHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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      #3
      Originally posted by Chantho View Post
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7439515.stm

      For me it will always be "talking on the great white telephone"
      Calling ralph

      parking tigers

      Chunder, chunder on your back
      Chunder, chunder cotch and spew
      Cotch on me, I'll give you flack
      Cotch on me, I'll cotch on you!

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        #4
        "Chunder" was the preferred term in the "Barry Mckenzie" stories by Barry Humphries which used to appear in Private Eye. In the book version there was a glossary which included about 50 alternatives, and about the same number of expressions for having a p1ss
        If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.

        Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis Costello

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          #5
          Originally posted by Chantho View Post
          "Chunder" was the preferred term in the "Barry Mckenzie" stories by Barry Humphries which used to appear in Private Eye. In the book version there was a glossary which included about 50 alternatives, and about the same number of expressions for having a p1ss
          and 'Open your lunch'


          as 'cor whats that stink, have you opened yer lunch?'



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          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Saying hello to HUEeeeY
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #7
              Rrrrruuuththhh
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #8
                A 'bog-ostrich'
                Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  and 'Open your lunch'
                  as 'cor whats that stink, have you opened yer lunch?'

                  has someone been reading Roger Melly's Profanasaurus?!

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