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    Investments?

    Housing market - shot
    Shares - probably due to correct


    Open a debt collection agency?

    Or put your wonga under the pillow?
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

    #2
    I've said it before I'll say it again - food commodities.

    Project Greengold and its variants. I'm in.

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      #3
      What about gilts?

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        What about gilts?
        You mean the starving in Africa?
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #5
          With inflation rising and your wonga being eroded, you may as well spend it all on a good time.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            You mean the starving in Africa?
            I don't feel that guilty!

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              #7
              Scratch cards.
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #8
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                Scratch cards.
                premium bonds

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  With inflation rising and your wonga being eroded, you may as well spend it all on a good time.
                  What sort of return can I reasonably expect from a good time?
                  Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
                    What sort of return can I reasonably expect from a good time?
                    Depends if you are a glass half full or half empty kind of guy.

                    Half full it's 50% up
                    Half empty it's 50% down
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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