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Internet Chat Rooms!!!

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    Internet Chat Rooms!!!

    I don't think I've got this chatroom thing sorted yet. Where did I go wrong?

    Originally posted by <BoredSingle> View Post
    Hi, wanna chat to a woman who's dying 4 sexual fun, nostrings attached?
    Originally posted by <Churchill> View Post
    No thanks, I might catch something!
    Originally posted by <BoredSingle> View Post
    **** off!
    Originally posted by <Churchill> View Post
    Gladly, but then I'm not bored and single!

    #2
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Where did I go wrong?
    You didn't realise that 56 year old truckers called Fred do get some sort of sexual thrill out of pretending to be laydeez. Give the man a break!
    Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      I don't think I've got this chatroom thing sorted yet. Where did I go wrong?
      Try give out a few hugs in tpd and ask people how their day is going. Do lots of waving. Take it slow in the beginning else you may get a stalker.

      Voila - in no time you will have a host of online friends that really care.

      HTH

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        #4
        Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
        Try give out a few hugs in tpd and ask people how their day is going. Do lots of waving. Take it slow in the beginning else you may get a stalker.

        Voila - in no time you will have a host of online friends that really care.

        HTH
        Thanks mate!

        Here, have one!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          Thanks mate!

          Here, have one!
          MODS MODS, I am being groped/groomed!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            I don't think I've got this chatroom thing sorted yet. Where did I go wrong?
            She sounds a bit sensitive! Clearly got the painters in! If you fancy a change of approach then Wilmslow has some top tips!

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              #7
              Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
              MODS MODS, I am being groped/groomed!
              I think Churchill just wants to offer you an insurance quote...

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                I think Churchill just wants to offer you an insurance quote...
                Nah mate I was just being "nice" - And bloody hard work it is too!

                BTW, BoredSingle realy is her/its <nick> on orange chat...
                Have fun!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Nah mate I was just being "nice" - And bloody hard work it is too!
                  Quite right - being nasty is much easier.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Quite right - being nasty is much easier.
                    Yeah, kinda comes naturally.

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