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    Project - Brown Note

    http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/06...em-convention/

    Political activists planning protest rallies at the upcoming Democratic Convention in Denver have their stomachs in knots over a rumor about a crowd control weapon - known as the “crap cannon” - that might be unleashed against them.

    Also called “Brown Note,” it is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily


    KACK ATTACK!

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    Me, me, me...

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      #3
      There's a South Park episode called Brown Noise, they do it with recorders
      ǝןqqıʍ

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        #4
        Originally posted by KackAttack View Post
        http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/06...em-convention/

        Political activists planning protest rallies at the upcoming Democratic Convention in Denver have their stomachs in knots over a rumor about a crowd control weapon - known as the “crap cannon” - that might be unleashed against them.

        Also called “Brown Note,” it is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily


        KACK ATTACK!
        Sounds like a great cure for constipation, assuming no one else is within earshot (or bumshot?)

        Wouldn't the obvious solution be to visit the loo first, using a Brown Note on yourself if necessary, prior to the demo?
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          #5
          Originally posted by KackAttack View Post
          Also called “Brown Note,” it is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily
          Oh for one of these devices during the political conference season.

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            Hawkwind used to use their synthesisers to deploy such techniques most skilfully against the audience... a friend of mine came close to vomiting due to the low frequencies at one of their gigs (which, sadly, I missed), and I once came very near to having a "toilet incident" during an excellent rendition of Sonic Attack

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