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    Best Stick to the Testcard

    Man arrested for laughing at Have I Got News For You

    Might be safer to print this off and glue it over the screen

    #2
    That'll teach him to open the door to the police

    Any time you do, you could be in for a bit of rough house
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

    Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
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      #3
      Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
      That'll teach him to open the door to the police

      Any time you do, you could be in for a bit of rough house
      In the Eighties I had a Punk-New-Age-Traveller-With-A-House-As-Well-As-A-Bus friend who was also a bit of a dealer, and who had trained his two Rottweilers to attack anybody in a uniform unless ordered otherwise (it used to scare the crap out of Traffic Wardens when he came down the street).

      One day the Police turned up and started breaking down his front door. He rushed there and got his shoulder against it just as a copper had managed to get his arm through the gap - whereupon one of the dogs turned up and, recognising the malevolent nature of the arm, bit hard and dragged it (and the rest of said copper) through the door, throwing my friend to the ground a safe distance behind the door, but leaving the copper lying in the doorway with a dog attached to him.

      The rest of the Police charged in, trampling over their colleague (they didn't even try to jump over) without so much as a by-your-leave

      It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it

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        #4
        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Man arrested for laughing at Have I Got News For You

        Might be safer to print this off and glue it over the screen
        He's lucky he didn't get his brains blown out...

        You may find that he'll be in the news again soon.

        Kiddy Porn "discovered" on his computer...

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          #5
          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          In the Eighties I had a Punk-New-Age-Traveller-With-A-House-As-Well-As-A-Bus friend who was also a bit of a dealer.....The rest of the Police charged in, trampling over their colleague (they didn't even try to jump over) without so much as a by-your-leave

          what happened next?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            He's lucky he didn't get his brains blown out...
            Quite. The pigs are so keen with their shooters they'll take each other out for tulips 'n' giggles on training courses.

            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            You may find that he'll be in the news again soon.

            Kiddy Porn "discovered" on his computer...
            So it's not just me who's noticed this strangely popular phenomenon amongst people arrested for other offences that don't stand up. I was wondering if it was my paranoia.

            Still, it's reassuring to know the wooden-are finally getting their heads around technology, even if it is so they can fit people up.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #7
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              So it's not just me who's noticed this strangely popular phenomenon amongst people arrested for other offences that don't stand up. I was wondering if it was my paranoia.
              No, not paranoia. I'm pretty certain most of it is planted.

              There's that scandal with the cloned credit cards where lots of people have taken the caution, where they never visited the sites and nothing was actually found on their machines, just to avoid the publicity.

              Then there's a septic judge presiding over a case at the moment whose just had some deeply offensive material found on his website, worse than the stuff he's currently trying...
              Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
              threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                #8
                Originally posted by threaded View Post
                No, not paranoia. I'm pretty certain most of it is planted.
                They tried that trick on those two poor lads from Forest Gate. They also planted those smear stories about being put up in 'luxury' hotels while they repaired their house. Luxury - King's Cross ????
                How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

                "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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