At least she won't be winning Sports Personality Of The Year again.
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No reserve horse? Is the Royal Family that strapped for cash nowadays?
Well, about time
The one she's got looks like it has rabies anywayComment
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The Windsor brochure said:
"Our luxury model, built for long distance cruising. Settle in and make yourself comfortable for the long ride. You'll get to your destination relaxed and refreshed as this model does all the work for you. Put her into 'automatic' mode and you'd think you could get away with slipping in the back and having a quick snooze, comfortable in the knowledge you'd be carried safely away. If the long rides are your thing..."
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Definitely fit for purpose. Say, Churchy, do you want to share or have sloppy seconds? Then again, you go first and wear her down a bit so I'll have a chance of keeping up with her.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThe Windsor brochure said:
"Our luxury model, built for long distance cruising. Settle in and make yourself comfortable for the long ride. You'll get to your destination relaxed and refreshed as this model does all the work for you. Put her into 'automatic' mode and you'd think you could get away with slipping in the back and having a quick snooze, comfortable in the knowledge you'd be carried safely away. If the long rides are your thing..."
Etc.
Definitely fit for purpose. Say, Churchy, do you want to share or have sloppy seconds? Then again, you go first and wear her down a bit so I'll have a chance of keeping up with her.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNo reserve horse? Is the Royal Family that strapped for cash nowadays?
Well, about time
The one she's got looks like it has rabies anyway
Now imagine marrying this only for it to turn into this.
Don't marry boys, you'll regret it.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostThere comes a time in a mans life when he needs a little comfort!
Churchill - In "Yes I would" mode!Comment
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