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    What is it about Irish birds...

    Why are they all so goddam beautiful?

    #2
    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    Why are they all so goddam beautiful?
    Aren't their eyes too close together though?

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      #3
      Natural selection – they made the ugly ones stay in Wales when the Ancient Britons evacuated when the Romans came.
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        #4
        http://www.lisa-burke.co.uk/
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          #5
          Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
          Why are they all so goddam beautiful?
          and they can lay tarmac
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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            #6
            [QUOTE=HairyArsedBloke;556946]Natural selection – they made the ugly ones stay in Wales.[/QUOTE]



            Move to Manchester

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              #7
              Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
              Why are they all so goddam beautiful?
              Sometimes inbreeding works?
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #8
                Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                Sometimes inbreeding works?
                but you run the risk of deformaties cropping up like disformed limbs, extra fingers or even ginger kids. It's not worth it.
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #9
                  try http://www.birdsireland.com/pages/to...and_lakes.html

                  Our first stop will be at Lough Owel. This shallow lake attracts thousands of waterbirds, including Pochard and Tufted Duck as well as large numbers of Coots, and is suitable for the surface-feeding species such as Shoveler, Wigeon, Teal and possibly Gadwall.

                  Though I can usually spot many coots at clientco.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                    Why are they all so goddam beautiful?


                    good in bed?

                    In my experience!
                    Last edited by Bear; 12 June 2008, 12:54.
                    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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