how do people know

[scooby]

such weird things or is it because they are Irish?

While waffling in the office yesterday, a fellow contractor mentioned that he saw a sheep sitting like a dog (front up, arse down). a girl from the other side of the office butts in and points out that it is v unusal and and that its not good for it. she then proceeded to point out that if you see a sheep on its back, you should roll it over as it will die otherwise.

i go home 2hrs later, and we have the Father-in-law round for tea. i mention this weird conversation and before i finish he points out that its not good for a sheep to sit like that, and then pointed out that if i see a sheep on it back, to help it over as it will die.

The FiL is northern irish, brought up on a farmer, but the girl is manchester born and bred, but with Irish parents.

WTF How do people know these things? and why do they think i want to know?

[oracleslave]

WTF How do people know these things? and why do they think i want to know?

its coz u is fick and dey is tring to ejukate u

[scooby]

its coz u is fick and dey is tring to ejukate u

read that as you saying 'ejaculate me'

[EternalOptimist]

ah

this is an easy one.

Its fkin obvious the your father in law is cheating on the mum in law. He is kn0bbing some bird who works in your office and they have intimate conversations about different positions and a bit of bestiality thrown in.

[scooby]

ah

this is an easy one.

Its fkin obvious the your father in law is cheating on the mum in law. He is kn0bbing some bird who works in your office and they have intimate conversations about different positions and a bit of bestiality thrown in.

cant blame him really! i would rather do the lass from the office than my Mother in Law!!!

[Bagpuss]

Sounds like the nearest the original poster got to nature was a city farm.

[scooby]

Sounds like the nearest the original poster got to nature was a city farm.

dont get it... do you stalk farms then?

[wobbegong]

such weird things or is it because they are Irish?

While waffling in the office yesterday, a fellow contractor mentioned that he saw a sheep sitting like a dog (front up, arse down). a girl from the other side of the office butts in and points out that it is v unusal and and that its not good for it. she then proceeded to point out that if you see a sheep on its back, you should roll it over as it will die otherwise.

i go home 2hrs later, and we have the Father-in-law round for tea. i mention this weird conversation and before i finish he points out that its not good for a sheep to sit like that, and then pointed out that if i see a sheep on it back, to help it over as it will die.

The FiL is northern irish, brought up on a farmer, but the girl is manchester born and bred, but with Irish parents.

WTF How do people know these things? and why do they think i want to know?

[G8_Summit]

The FiL is northern irish, brought up on a farmer

[scooby]

oops!!