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G8_Summit
13th June 2008, 16:30
Does anyone read the B3TA newsletter ?
I've just been reading/watching it and there was reference to 2girls1cup. I've never heard of that before so I did a quick google. Safe to say I wish I hadn't - I've just spent 10 minutes throwing up.
So let this be a warning - DO NOT search for 2girls1cup - EVER.

:sick:sick:sick:sick:sick:sick:sick:sick

NickFitz
13th June 2008, 16:33
Do keep up at the back (http://forums.contractoruk.com/554784-post109533.html) :rolleyes:

The Lone Gunman
13th June 2008, 17:38
Apparently that is just a trailer for an hour long video called hungry bitches.

G8_Summit
13th June 2008, 17:43
I don't get how anyone can find that remotely erotic - just makes me feel physically sick.

NickFitz
13th June 2008, 17:49
I don't get how anyone can find that remotely erotic - just makes me feel physically sick.

You're not interested in a hot lunch then? :rolleyes:

NotAllThere
13th June 2008, 19:14
Saw it about 3 years ago. Very silly. If you want to watch what pooing looks like, get a baby. Then have a MacDonalds chocolate milkshake.

meridian
13th June 2008, 20:25
now this (http://threadpit.com/store/product.php?productid=242&cat=0&page=1) makes sense. (SFW)

LMAO at this comment, "Has anyone seen my humanity? I could've sworn I left it right here by my computer..."

SupremeSpod
14th June 2008, 08:51
now this (http://threadpit.com/store/product.php?productid=242&cat=0&page=1) makes sense. (SFW)

LMAO at this comment, "Has anyone seen my humanity? I could've sworn I left it right here by my computer..."



molly wrote
you are so disgusting! I don't know how you can sleep at night profitting on such garbage. anyone who watches this video is going to hell.

I think I've found Chico...

RichardCranium
14th June 2008, 09:50
I've had a good think about this through the night having watched the video.

The people who make porno films do cheat, you know. Such as putting a catheter into the male actor so his bladder can be filled with, for example, milk. He can then urinate and appear to be ejaculating in vast quantities. (That knowledge was the trigger for the subsequent thoughts.)

Firstly, colonic irrigation. That'll allow you to flush out the actress's backside until it's squeaky clean.

Then make up your artificial pooh from a bran / Weetabix / dried fruit 'n' peanuts / butter / water mix.

Push that up said actress's backside with an icing syringe. (An icing syringe, in case you didn't know, has a variable size nozzle, not a needle)

You can then get the actress to pooh as often as you want, allowing rehearsals so that it becomes possible to pooh on demand the right quantity straight into the cup. (That was the first clue - it seemed to convenient a quantity and catching it seemed unlikely.)

When the actresses filled the cup, there were no stools, just an initial liquid and then a continuous stream of semi-solid material. That is not normal; it is as if it was material constructed other than by peristaltic action of the intestines. (Clue two.)

Eating the fake pooh then becomes possible without the automatic human gag reactions. (Clue three: they looked faintly disgusted when licking the cone of pooh - they should have either been excited or gagging.)

Bear in mind you saw pooh go in the cup - that doesn't mean that in later shots you are seeing the same substance as was ejected from the actress's bum. I could have come straight of the the Kenwood mixer.

Conclusion? Quite probably faked.

I think the pooh should have been smoother (should have put it through the blender), darker (bung an Oxo in), shinier (it needed cooking oil) and drier (too much liquid). They should have done it in batches with some form of divider to create artificial stools, such as a squirt of lubricating cooking oil. You'd need that lubricant to push the drier and harder stools up her Oxo tower. But it would have produced far more convincing results.

However, 8/10 for giving me something to think about all through the night.

RichardCranium
14th June 2008, 09:57
No, not cooking oil as the lubricant. An oil / water emulsion of some sort whipped until frothy. That would provide a more convincing mucous appearance than cooking oil and by giving slightly more friction would probably provide a better chance of the actress not just ejecting the material by accident when loading her up.


Disgusted? Ever had a barium meal or enema? It makes it easier to think about such stuff when you've had a variety of doctors, nurses, consultants, radiographers, etc. bung stuff up you and rummage about looking for reasons to declare you poorly.

voodooflux
14th June 2008, 10:00
...snip...
You really have analysed that in far too much detail ;) Personally I've tried not to dwell on it...

RichardCranium
14th June 2008, 10:20
You really have analysed that in far too much detail ;)
Do you remember the telly programme That's Life? They did, amongst talking dogs and smutty doggerel and dodgy street interviews, consumer affairs years before the Washing Line of Shame was invented.

One item was a brand of loo that wouldn't flush its contents properly. They had a bloke on from the British Standards Institute who explained and them demonstrated how they test crappers.

They use wood shavings, ash and something else and try to flush it down the bog.

I expect anyone who watched that episode will never forget it.