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    Why is it?

    That your nose runs and your feet smell.

    #2
    That stuff transported by sea is cargo and by road is shipment.

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      #3
      That ungulates live in herds but avians live in flocks, except for sheep who are ungulates yet live in flocks.

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        #4
        That abbreviate is such a long word
        "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


        Thomas Jefferson

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          #5
          That there is only one Monopolies Commission.

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            #6
            That dysleks, dyslec, deesleck, well you know what I mean

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              #7
              If beaker was around I would have asked him. Shame I drove him totally bonkers!

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                #8
                that monosyllabic has so many syllables

                (and lisp has an "s")
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                  #9
                  Why is it...

                  ...that we have to go through this crap over and over again?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    ...that we have to go through this crap over and over again?
                    cos sooner or later someone might post one we haven't heard
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