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    It's hard to bear

    It's hard to bear.

    I like cockles but my missus and the kids call them little 'balls of snot'

    To day I discovered that the little balls of snot get on in life by eating human sh 1 te.


    it's hard to bear






    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    It's hard to bear.

    I like cockles but my missus and the kids call them little 'balls of snot'

    To day I discovered that the little balls of snot get on in life by eating human sh 1 te.


    it's hard to bear






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      #3
      So think of them as snails instead.

      Or, read up on prawns. That'll take your mind of it.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #4
        When you think about it, shouldn't "it's hard to bear" mean it is hard to act in a way resembling that of a bear?
        Bored.

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          #5
          Originally posted by ace00 View Post
          When you think about it, shouldn't "it's hard to bear" mean it is hard to act in a way resembling that of a bear?
          To cry, you mean?
          Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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            #6
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            So think of them as snails instead.

            Or, read up on prawns. That'll take your mind of it.
            sheesh, just checked out the scouse wickid pedia


            snail - 'A little ball of snot that does not eat human sh 1 te (except the ones we sell to the French which are force fed on the stuff)'

            prawn - 'A little ball of snot that sometimes eats a little human sh 1 te. looks like an engorged clitoris and tastes like one too'




            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
              To cry, you mean?
              I assumed it was to sh*t in the woods.

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                sheesh, just checked out the scouse wickid pedia
                You sod! I've got a pain in my chest from laughing!
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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