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    CUK Summer poo

    All contractors like billing clients for pooing time. What's the most you've ever been paid for a poo? To calculate multiply rate per minute * poo minutes.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    All contractors like billing clients for pooing time. What's the most you've ever been paid for a poo? To calculate multiply rate per minute * poo minutes.
    This thread stinks

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      #3
      23mins, £19.89
      I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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        #4
        A crap thread even by CUK standards

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          #5
          15 mins, £37.50
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
            A crap thread even by CUK standards

            carp

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              #7
              I am working for a small company at the moment in Altrincham, the unit constsist of, managers office, server room, testing room and my dev office.

              plus a kitchen and a loo. If I dropped a log, it would empty the premises so I have taken to walking into Hale to the public library if I need to choke a darkie. Last week I was busting, I waddled down the 1.5 miles to Hale, with the turtles head and touching cloth, 30 mins of walking like John Wayne.

              Fckkkk library closed on a wednesday.






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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                Fckkkk library closed on a wednesday.
                Do as the truckers do, do it in someone's garden.
                Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  I am working for a small company at the moment in Altrincham, the unit constsist of, managers office, server room, testing room and my dev office.

                  plus a kitchen and a loo. If I dropped a log, it would empty the premises so I have taken to walking into Hale to the public library if I need to choke a darkie. Last week I was busting, I waddled down the 1.5 miles to Hale, with the turtles head and touching cloth, 30 mins of walking like John Wayne.

                  Fckkkk library closed on a wednesday.


                  Firstly, ace imagery. Secondly - where did you go?!!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by beeker View Post
                    Firstly, ace imagery. Secondly - where did you go?!!
                    Well I walked into a hotel as If I was a guest, found the restaurant, then the loo

                    all the gardens were taken




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