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    Confessions

    Anyone want to admit anything?

    Perhaps you like to wear silk knickers down the pub?

    Cybersex with AndyW?

    Come on, don't be shy....

    #2
    i have ginger hair.


    aaaah, thank god thats off my shoulders.

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      #3
      I've never weed in the bath.

      That's what the shower's for.

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        #4
        I've never done a poo in the bath








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        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          Pop a few extra petabytes on the CUK Server, and I might be tempted.

          On second thoughts, nah.
          Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

          C.S. Lewis

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Anyone want to admit anything?
            Only as part of a plea bargin or TIC's when sentencing


            Otherwise, it wasn't me, I never earned that, .......
            How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Anyone want to admit anything?

              Perhaps you like to wear silk knickers down the pub?

              Cybersex with AndyW?

              Come on, don't be shy....
              What do you want to admit to?

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                #8
                I once microwaved a hamster - but you knew that already.

                I also once accidentally set fire to a cat.

                And squashed a budgie.

                Not at the same time.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  I once microwaved a hamster - but you knew that already.

                  I also once accidentally set fire to a cat.

                  And squashed a budgie.

                  Not at the same time.



                  I've done that. Cuddled it too tight.

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                    #10
                    I was the one who did the big smelly one in trap 1 of the 2nd floor gents today.
                    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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