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Happy Summer Solstice CUK

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    Happy Summer Solstice CUK

    Have a good one

    #2
    Anyone know where I can get hold of a virgin in Cambridge?

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      #3
      I know of one in Birmingham, has own lovenest (A very nice bedsit he's been renting for a number of years), likes long walks in the country ...
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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        #4
        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Have a good one
        Chimp - you are such a hippy
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #5
          Hemispherists!

          So today is the start of Summer - and in 3 days it will be mid-Summers day already

          And the nights are drawing in


          P.S. Due to the slight eccentricity of Earths orbit around the Sun, our Summers are a few days longer than our Winters (and visa versa for the antipodeans)

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            #6
            Originally posted by snaw View Post
            I know of one in Birmingham, has own lovenest (A very nice bedsit he's been renting for a number of years), likes long walks in the country ...
            I don't like walking, oops.

            See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Anyone know where I can get hold of a virgin in Cambridge?
              By the norks?
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #8
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                By the norks?
                Steady...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Have a good one
                  It is also World Hydrography Day.

                  So I decided to do small boat trip today to combine earth and water and made it a canal trip to include 'navigation'.

                  That was quite nice and gentle: a suitable activity methinks for a hungover birthday boy.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    It is also World Hydrography Day.

                    So I decided to do small boat trip today to combine earth and water and made it a canal trip to include 'navigation'.

                    That was quite nice and gentle: a suitable activity methinks for a hungover birthday boy.
                    Oh RC, sorry mate, didn't realise you'd had a birthday! I thought you were just a drunken bum!

                    Anyway a belated happy birthday ya bastid!

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