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    God I would love a cigarette

    This is not good.

    If I wasn't wearing pyjamas and a snoopy tshirt I would go and buy some.

    FFS.

    #2
    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    This is not good.

    If I wasn't wearing pyjamas and a snoopy tshirt I would go and buy some.

    FFS.
    CHANDLER:
    Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing
    that's been missing from your hand. When you're holding it,
    you feel right. You feel complete.

    HTH

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      #3
      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      CHANDLER:
      Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing
      that's been missing from your hand. When you're holding it,
      you feel right. You feel complete.

      HTH
      Cheers Nick, no, it doesn't help, and it won't help my suffering lungs.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Lucy View Post
        Cheers Nick, no, it doesn't help, and it won't help my suffering lungs.
        Sorry

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          #5
          Originally posted by Lucy View Post
          This is not good.

          If I wasn't wearing pyjamas and a snoopy tshirt I would go and buy some.

          FFS.
          In my experience the only way to stop smoking is to stop putting fags in your mouth.

          HTH.

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            #6
            Try a carrot - a bugger to light though
            "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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              #7
              Originally posted by Lucy View Post
              This is not good.

              If I wasn't wearing pyjamas and a snoopy tshirt I would go and buy some.

              FFS.
              There are a large number of self-help web sites and mailing lists and newsgroups for people giving up smoking.

              I made use of a number of them.

              They made matters far worse.

              HTH
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #8
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                There are a large number of self-help web sites and mailing lists and newsgroups for people giving up smoking.

                I made use of a number of them.

                They made matters far worse.

                HTH
                Yes, I just need to do something to distract myself, I think I cough enough now without them.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                  This is not good.

                  If I wasn't wearing pyjamas and a snoopy tshirt I would go and buy some.

                  FFS.
                  If you were to take a step outside yourself and look at this post, you would think that it was made by a sad, pathetic, addict.

                  Which might sound harsh, but all smokers are sad, pathetic addicts.

                  I myself, have gone at least half an hour without a cigarette. I might spark one up now though.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
                    If you were to take a step outside yourself and look at this post, you would think that it was made by a sad, pathetic, addict.

                    Which might sound harsh, but all smokers are sad, pathetic addicts.

                    I myself, have gone at least half an hour without a cigarette. I might spark one up now though.
                    I am an addict, in so many ways.

                    Blow some smoke this way will you?

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