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    15 Brownie points

    We went camping up to Kewick last weekend, four tent loads of us, and we planned to get to the Castlerigg stone circle for the summer solstice.
    Instead we got totally drenched and nearly blown off the site by gale force winds.
    The missus was really fed up because the new tent she bought leaked like a seive and she hates being ripped off. We left at 7 am sunday ,looking like drowned rodentia.

    Anyways, we had some jumbo prawns left over in the freezer from a BBQ a few weeks ago, so I tucked her up on the couch yeasterday, switched the F1 on, poured her a double southern comfort then put a larger lump of butter in a frying pan. Finely sliced two cloves of garlic, lots of black pepper and a hefty squirt of lemon juice, then fried the prawns for twenty minutes.

    yum yum - 15 brownie points for moi




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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    We went camping up to Kewick last weekend, four tent loads of us, and we planned to get to the Castlerigg stone circle for the summer solstice.
    Instead we got totally drenched and nearly blown off the site by gale force winds.
    The missus was really fed up because the new tent she bought leaked like a seive and she hates being ripped off. We left at 7 am sunday ,looking like drowned rodentia.

    Anyways, we had some jumbo prawns left over in the freezer from a BBQ a few weeks ago, so I tucked her up on the couch yeasterday, switched the F1 on, poured her a double southern comfort then put a larger lump of butter in a frying pan. Finely sliced two cloves of garlic, lots of black pepper and a hefty squirt of lemon juice, then fried the prawns for twenty minutes.

    yum yum - 15 brownie points for moi





    How many brownie points do you need for a set of glasses?

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      We went camping up to Kewick last weekend, four tent loads of us, and we planned to get to the Castlerigg stone circle for the summer solstice.
      Instead we got totally drenched and nearly blown off the site by gale force winds.
      The missus was really fed up because the new tent she bought leaked like a seive and she hates being ripped off. We left at 7 am sunday ,looking like drowned rodentia.

      Anyways, we had some jumbo prawns left over in the freezer from a BBQ a few weeks ago, so I tucked her up on the couch yeasterday, switched the F1 on, poured her a double southern comfort then put a larger lump of butter in a frying pan. Finely sliced two cloves of garlic, lots of black pepper and a hefty squirt of lemon juice, then fried the prawns for twenty minutes.

      yum yum - 15 brownie points for moi


      Firstly, 20 minutes? Were they over-cooked?

      Secondly, has she still got the uniform.

      Thirdly, does she wear it?

      Fourthly, can you post some piccies?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Firstly, 20 minutes? Were they over-cooked?

        Secondly, has she still got the uniform.

        Thirdly, does she wear it?

        Fourthly, can you post some piccies?
        Not if you have a decent gas cooker and put them on a nice low heat so that they cook gently allowing all the flavours to infuse mmmmmmm.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
          Not if you have a decent gas cooker and put them on a nice low heat so that they cook gently allowing all the flavours to infuse mmmmmmm.
          Skip that bit, can we get answers on the uniform?
          "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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            #6
            Originally posted by daviejones View Post
            Skip that bit, can we get answers on the uniform?

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              #7
              Originally posted by daviejones View Post
              Skip that bit, can we get answers on the uniform?
              Funny enough, we were sheltering from the rain in a little pub at Castlerigg, and there was an older couple with two grandaughters sitting next to us, still in their schoolie uniforms, aged about 15 - 16. They were being a bit raucous and cheeky, and definately needed a good spanking.
              When I mentioned this to the missus , for some strange reason she decided it was time to go



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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                Funny enough, we were sheltering from the rain in a little pub at Castlerigg, and there was an older couple with two grandaughters sitting next to us, still in their schoolie uniforms, aged about 15 - 16. They were being a bit raucous and cheeky, and definately needed a good spanking.
                When I mentioned this to the missus , for some strange reason she decided it was time to go





                Yeah, women are a bit odd like that!!! I think discipline scares them...
                "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  When I mentioned this to the missus , for some strange reason she decided it was time to go
                  women eh! she probably had the painters in...

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