Would you like some cake?

[RichardCranium]

You get called up by a luser and summoned to their desk.

You trudge along to be greeted with:

"Hi! I'm so glad you came. I really want to say 'Thank You' for what you've done and so I've brought in a cake for you."

You open the box and (to your utter astonishment) it contains just what you would like.

Which is?

[Churchill]

You get called up by a luser and summoned to their desk.

You trudge along to be greeted with:

"Hi! I'm so glad you came. I really want to say 'Thank You' for what you've done and so I've brought in a cake for you."

You open the box and (to your utter astonishment) it contains just what you would like.

Which is?

a big cake iced with the following message:

"Congratulations on your multi-million pound euro-lottery win. Have fun!!!"

[FiveTimes]

custard slice

[DS23]

methinks the chances of getting cake if i thought like that and walked like that would be slim.

[wobbegong]

I don't like cake, can I have an onion bhaji instead?

[kali]

Strawberry-iced eclair with lots of fresh cream

[voodooflux]

A slice of Banoffee Pie.

[Moose423956]

A chocolate brownie laced with marijuana.

[RichardCranium]

I don't like cake, can I have an onion bhaji instead?

"Oops. Silly me. I seem to have brought the wrong box in. This is the left over curry from last night. Sorry, but would a box of chicken tikka massalla, a couple of pakoras and a bunch of rather tasty-looking onion bhajis be of any use to you?"

[cailin maith]

A slice of Banoffee Pie.

I'll have a slice of that too!