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The Owl and the Pussycat

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    The Owl and the Pussycat

    Please finish this, I got stuck , and NO googling

    The Owl and the pussycat went to sea
    in a beautiful pea-green boat

    They took some honey and lots of money
    wrapped up in a five pund note



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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Please finish this, I got stuck , and NO googling

    The Owl and the pussycat went to sea
    in a beautiful pea-green boat

    They took some honey and lots of money
    wrapped up in a five pund note



    ...


    The owl looked up at the stars above and sang to a small guitar

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      #3
      oh pussy what a good looking pussy you are you are
      what a good looking pussy you are.

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        #4
        I cant quite remember the bit about getting married, the land where the bong tree grows and the pig with a ring in the end of his nose.

        They dined on mince and slices of quince that they ate with a runcible spoon.
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #5
          ...and the owl jumped over the moon.

          (I think)
          Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

          C.S. Lewis

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            #6
            O Lovely Pussy, O Pussy my love
            what a beautiful Pussy you are, you are
            what a beautiful Pussy you are.

            Dont remember the rest accurately but I recall that Pussy wants them to get married but they have no ring. So they sail away for a year and a day(?) to the land where the bong tree grows. Find a pig with a ring through his nose and buy it from him, get married, dine on quince and mince with runcibles spoon(s)?

            Last lines I do remember

            And they danced by the light of the Moon, the Moon
            They danced by the light of the moon.
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #7
              The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
              In a beautiful pea-green boat,
              They took some honey, and plenty of money,
              Wrapped up in a five pound note.
              The Owl looked up to the stars above,
              And sang to a small guitar,
              "O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
              What a beautiful Pussy you are, you are, you are,
              What a beautiful Pussy you are."

              Pussy said to the Owl "You elegant fowl,
              How charmingly sweet you sing.
              O let us be married, too long we have tarried;
              But what shall we do for a ring?"
              They sailed away, for a year and a day,
              To the land where the Bong-tree grows,
              And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
              With a ring at the end of his nose, his nose, his nose,
              With a ring at the end of his nose.

              "Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling your ring?"
              Said the Piggy, "I will"
              So they took it away, and were married next day
              By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
              They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
              Which they ate with a runcible spoon.
              And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand.
              They danced by the light of the moon, the moon, the moon,
              They danced by the light of the moon.

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                #8
                according to wikipedia the Owl turned out to be gay
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  NO googling
                  BTW, that obviously doesn't mean "No Wikipedia-ing"

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    Please finish this, I got stuck

                    The Owl and the pussycat went to sea
                    in a beautiful pea-green boat

                    They took some honey and lots of money
                    wrapped up in a five pund note
                    ...
                    The Owl and the pussycat went to sea
                    in a beautiful pea-green boat

                    They took some honey and lots of money
                    wrapped up in a five pund note

                    The Owl looked up his contract, see
                    And said to his agent thick,
                    "O silly Dummy! O Dummy, you fool,
                    What an ignorant Agent you are, you are, you are,
                    What a thieving git agent you are."

                    Agent said to the Owl "You muttering clown,
                    How charmingly quick you earn.
                    O let me buy you beer, this contract please don't fear;
                    Just sign it so I can return!"
                    Owl sailed away, for a year and a day,
                    To the land where the source-code grows,
                    And there in a wood a Permie-Boss stood
                    With his head up the end of his arse, his arse, his arse,
                    With his head up the end of his arse.

                    "Dear client, are you willing to sell for one shilling your 'ring'?"
                    Said the Permie, "I will"
                    So they took it away, and they invoiced next day
                    And then VAT was added to the bill.
                    They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
                    Which they ate with a runcible spoon.
                    But hand in hand, they slept on the sand.
                    As the taxman took all of the dosh, the git, the sh!t,
                    And Gordo laughed all the way to the bank.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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