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Leading on a minger in the office

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    Leading on a minger in the office

    Hi Guys, for a bet my workmates got me to come on to this geek in the office. He's got a big head but really looks like a spud. He keeps telling everyone "She wants it, she does" while salaciously rubbing his suspiciously stained trousers. Anyway, today we let him in on the joke and he actually started to cry, " I thought you were my girfriend" he said "You are so lovely, I'm devasted, over dinner last night I even told my mum about you". I feel a bit bad now, but I suspect he's the type to turn the story, along the lines of never even liking me in the first place, probably even pretending I'm out of his league!
    Lick my Chutney Lollipop

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    How's ska going?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      It's not AtW

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        AtW
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          It's SASguru
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            I sometimes wonder just how few people there are on here.

            Paula reads like a Diver personality.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              It's SASguru
              whs

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                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                I sometimes wonder just how few people there are on here.

                Paula reads like a Diver personality.
                It's sas, he complains about drivel and creates most of it.

                Having that kind of personality disorder - at least sex with himself would never be dull.

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                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  I sometimes wonder just how few people there are on here.

                  Paula reads like a Diver personality.

                  I thought YOU were Diver

                  I'm going nuts





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                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    [QUOTE=Lucy;567546]he complains about drivel and creates most of it. QUOTE]

                    .....
                    "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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