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    Shuttle on course to land in 30 mins approx - currently re-entering Earth's atmosphere 2500 miles from runway
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    ..

    It's got a woman driver. Bet she parks it in the wrong bay.

    Although seriously, I hope it all goes smoothly. One group of humans are going into space and another are killing people on the tube
    Hard Brexit now!
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      #3
      She's handed the parking over to a man. Typical woman!

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        #4
        Discovery has landed safely - Thank God!!!
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          #5
          Originally posted by Chico
          Discovery has landed safely - Thank God!!!
          God had nothing to do with it (mainly because he/she/it doesn't exist). Another achievement for scientific, rational humanity.
          Hard Brexit now!
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            #6
            Originally posted by Chico
            Discovery has landed safely - Thank God!!!

            Why? What the feck did "He" have to do with it?

            If it was "Him" that permitted the safe landing, then it must also have been "Him" that destroyed the other two shuttles.

            Spod - In "Pick the bones out of that" mode!

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              #7
              Well I bet the discovery crew will disagree with you. I shall be watching the news conference - will you?
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                #8
                Originally posted by Chico
                Well I bet the discovery crew will disagree with you. I shall be watching the news conference - will you?
                Nope, I shall be debugging the MPEG driver on this stupid piece of tulipe in front of me!

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                  #9
                  Yes the crew might mention God. That's because all famous figures in the USA need to pander to the thick majority and Nasa needs public support for funding.
                  PS I now know you better than to ask you why you don't answer Spod's question?
                  Hard Brexit now!
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                    #10
                    "Discovery has landed safely - Thank God!!!"
                    I wonder why he decided to cause the other 2 to crash.

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