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26 June 2008, 10:14

Before going for a dump I always find myself browsing the magazine stores. I am not allways very happy about what is on offer.
But I am up for an experiment today.

What should I get in the magazine store today before having a dump?
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26 June 2008, 10:15

The lumberjacks favourite; "Logging Monthly"?

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The vegetarian option.
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26 June 2008, 10:16

dump trucks monthly?
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26 June 2008, 10:20

WHICH Turd?

Hard Brexit now!
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26 June 2008, 10:23

Isn't ATW writing a book, a tell-all tale of CUK or something equally engrossing (Dummies guide to giving squirrels your nuts).

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26 June 2008, 10:24

Big Boys in Boots?

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26 June 2008, 10:26

I would only have time to read the blank pages.
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#8

26 June 2008, 10:26

The Sun is the most absorbant, so it does have some uses, and it certainly improves the editorial.

The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”
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26 June 2008, 10:36

knitting for dummies..!!

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#10

26 June 2008, 10:41

The European Constitution, I mean the Treaty of Lisbon, sorry I always get confused which is which.

Should help with your daily constitution.

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