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Co worker is a lazy twat....

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    Co worker is a lazy twat....

    I'm sitting here under pressure and with deadlines to meet and there's this twat of a co worker who either shouting across the office or sitting at his desk doing **** all but listening to music.

    I couldn't stand it any longer and made a comment in his direction. The huffy twat has now moved desks

    Back to work now.....
    Blood in your poo

    #2
    Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View Post
    I'm sitting here under pressure and with deadlines to meet and there's this twat of a co worker who either shouting across the office or sitting at his desk doing **** all but listening to music.

    I couldn't stand it any longer and made a comment in his direction. The huffy twat has now moved desks

    Back to work now.....
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View Post
      I'm sitting here under pressure and with deadlines to meet and there's this twat of a co worker who either shouting across the office or sitting at his desk doing **** all but listening to music.

      I couldn't stand it any longer and made a comment in his direction. The huffy twat has now moved desks

      Back to work now.....
      Yep, and you know what, my seat's wet!

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        #4
        grrrr and someone set my toaster to the "burn baby burn" setting!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Ivor Bigun View Post
          Yep, and you know what, my seat's wet!
          Blood in your poo

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            #6
            Just got back from the loos to find some mindless git has put a car windsreen on my desk! WTF is going on?
            The vegetarian option.

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              #7
              And the lazy whining bar steward has moaned to me gaffer to. Doesn't he know that I am invincible due to my past efforts.......

              Wye eye...



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                #8
                Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post

                Wye eye...



                is he Welsh then?
                I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by scooby View Post
                  is he Welsh then?
                  Er!?

                  Geordie methinks
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #10
                    I'm a manager at this place, right, and it's gone bonkers. There's a weedy contractor bloke holding a toy helicopter and making engine noises, a cracked windscreen on someone's desk, some other bloke is screaming he's got a wet bum...no wait the bloke with the toy helicopter is being strangled by one of my best contractors who's red as a tomato, some guys are talking at one another across the office and there's a couple sitting around with their headphones, nodding away oblivious.

                    WTF?
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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