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    How to remove Tay from a carpet

    My landlady had some new carpets fitted yesterday. Lovely gold colour. When she was putting the furniture back, she didn't notice that stuck to the foot of a cabinet she was dragging into place was a blue-faced Tay. So there is now a lovely brown line across the brand new carpet in the lounge.

    When I saw it I had a real job not pissing myself, because Tay bangs on at me all the time about not wearing shoes in the house and cleaning up after myself. Oh, the irony!

    Can anyone recommend a method of removing the aforementioned skid mark?

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    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    My landlady had some new carpets fitted yesterday. Lovely gold colour. When she was putting the furniture back, she didn't notice that stuck to the foot of a cabinet she was dragging into place was a blue-faced Tay. So there is now a lovely brown line across the brand new carpet in the lounge.

    When I saw it I had a real job not pissing myself, because Tay bangs on at me all the time about not wearing shoes in the house and cleaning up after myself. Oh, the irony!

    Can anyone recommend a method of removing the aforementioned skid mark?
    Yes, thank you for your question. Tays are best removed by the use of sarcasm, irony and sublety, in extreme skid mark circumstances, insults can be the best method. On no account defend anyone of a female disposition or you will find Tays following you around all day, and the sh 1 te can become unbearable





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      #3
      Trying watching a rugby final on TV. The Tay will choke and can then be scraped off the carpet with a spade.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        On no account defend anyone of a female disposition or you will find Tays following you around all day, and the sh 1 te can become unbearable
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          On no account defend anyone of a female disposition or you will find Tays following you around all day, and the sh 1 te can become unbearable
          There are women on here?
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
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            #6
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            There are women on here?
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #7
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              There are women on here?
              Don't even go there!

              I don't think I could handle another Fembot invasion
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #8
                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                Don't even go there!

                I don't think I could handle another Fembot invasion
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #9
                  Speaking of Tay, we haven't seen him or daviejones or baggy today...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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