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    Quiet drink...

    Went out with BF last night for a quiet drink in the city; when I was standing at the bar some winker put his arm around me and started being a pest, a bloke standing behind us must have realised how uncomfortable I was and told him to stop. Before I knew it the winker had punched the bloke behind us and it was on. I burst into tears.

    Must stay at home.

    #2
    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Went out with BF last night for a quiet drink in the city; when I was standing at the bar some winker put his arm around me and started being a pest, a bloke standing behind us must have realised how uncomfortable I was and told him to stop. Before I knew it the winker had punched the bloke behind us and it was on. I burst into tears.

    Must stay at home.
    Not your problem.

    What did your BF do?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Not your problem.

      What did your BF do?
      He was sitting around the corner and didn't see anything until the doorman frog-marched the winker out the door.

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        #4
        Always the way, innit?

        Whenever there's a fight there's always some bird egging two fellahs on.

        Except this time it was 3 'cos the boyfriend was there too.

        I'm glad I sit at home on my own drinking!
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #5
          2 guys fighting over you? yeah right

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            #6
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Always the way, innit?

            Whenever there's a fight there's always some bird egging two fellahs on.

            Except this time it was 3 'cos the boyfriend was there too.

            I'm glad I sit at home on my own drinking!
            So are we...

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              #7
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              I'm glad I sit at home on my own drinking!
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              So are we...
              What I need, though, is someone to bring me a kebab once I'm rat-faced.

              Not a take-away delivery 'cos you only need a kebab when you've got to the point where you're not capable of using a telephone.

              Some form of stagger-detector connected to a motion sensor in a mobile phone. When it reckons you can't sit down without falling over, it rings you. If you can't speak into it, it sends an SMS to the kebab delivery company.

              Or something like that.

              Perhaps there's a market for nukable kebabs?
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #8
                Originally posted by tay View Post
                2 guys fighting over you? yeah right
                Have you ever had 2 guys fighting over you Tay?

                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  Have you ever had 2 guys fighting over you Tay?

                  Don't be so hard on him. I have heard an eyewitness account of two stunners who had a cat-fight over him.
                  The blonde had the red-head by the throat 'YOU go home with him' The red head had the blonde by the hair 'NO, YOU go home with him'





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                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    Don't be so hard on him. I have heard an eyewitness account of two stunners who had a cat-fight over him.
                    The blonde had the red-head by the throat 'YOU go home with him' The red head had the blonde by the hair 'NO, YOU go home with him'
                    In the end the Detective Inspector told the blonde constable to take him.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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