Lazy sunday afternoon

[EternalOptimist]

I went camping last weekend to Keswick, I got v cold, v wet and I came back feeling as if I had done three rounds with Mike Tyson.
So this weekend I have done bugger all. Today I invented a new cocktail for the missus and she is wolfing them down.

1 part orange juice
1 part blue curacao
3 parts peach vodaka
top up with coke and ice

I will call it 'the agent' because I know I am gonna get screwed.

[tay]

I went camping last weekend to Keswick, I got v cold, v wet and I came back feeling as if I had done three rounds with Mike Tyson.
So this weekend I have done bugger all. Today I invented a new cocktail for the missus and she is wolfing them down.

1 part orange juice
1 part blue curacao
3 parts peach vodaka
top up with coke and ice

I will call it 'the agent' because I know I am gonna get screwed.

Thats a lot of effort just to get laid.

[EternalOptimist]

Thats a lot of effort just to get laid.

ah, but you haven't met my missus

[oracleslave]

ah, but you haven't met my missus

How many of those concoctions do you need before becoming more acquainted then ?

[EternalOptimist]

It would take me about three. If you meant your good self then probably four or five.

Tay would have to become a shell tanker driver first.

[tay]

ah, but you haven't met my missus

Everyone who wants to has met your missus.

[Diver]

Everyone who wants to has met your missus.

Oh Dear!

Somebody on here definitely has no respect or liking for women.

That could only be because of 1 of 2 reasons.

Rejection or Rejection

[tay]

Oh Dear!

Somebody on here definitely has no respect or liking for women.

That could only be because of 1 of 2 reasons.

Rejection or Rejection

I am not the one who has to get his own wife drunk to get 'screwed'

[Sockpuppet]

I am not the one who has to get his own wife drunk to get 'screwed'

I agree. Turning up sober in front of the judge probably means she got a bigger maintenance.