If not these guys can help you out.
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Do you have perfect balls?
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Do you have perfect balls?
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
Originally posted by DaveB View PostIf not these guys can help you out. -
Originally posted by Churchill View PostIf it's so bloody round, what's its circumference?Comment
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Originally posted by Lucy View PostI was expecting you to say you had perfect 'everything'!Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Lucy View PostI was expecting you to say you had perfect 'everything'!Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostIf it's so bloody round, what's its circumference?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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My balls are hanging lower than they used to. They used to be nicely sprung. If they carry on like this they'll be between my knees by the time I'm 40.
The other explanation of course is that my balls have not changed at all, but my penis has shrunk.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostMy balls are hanging lower than they used to. They used to be nicely sprung. If they carry on like this they'll be between my knees by the time I'm 40.
The other explanation of course is that my balls have not changed at all, but my penis has shrunk.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Why does this standard kilogram have to be spherical?
Wouldn't it be far easier to grow/grind a perfect cube shaped crystal?Comment
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