Lunch At Desk!!

[SallyAnne]

Jesus wept!!!!

This ******* nobba sitting opposite me eats his lunch at his desk every day with a knife and fork and scrapes them against each other throught the whole duration!!!

God I want to ******* rip his eyes out!



(I'm back by the way - just settled nicely into my new 6 month gig)

[DS23]

rip 'em sal - go on!

[DS23]

good to have you back!

[Diver]

Jesus wept!!!!

This ******* nobba sitting opposite me eats his lunch at his desk every day with a knife and fork and scrapes them against each other throught the whole duration!!!

God I want to ******* rip his eyes out!



(I'm back by the way - just settled nicely into my new 6 month gig)

Stare at him while picking your nose and eating it

PS. Welcome back

[Bagpuss]

Jesus wept!!!!

This ******* nobba sitting opposite me eats his lunch at his desk every day with a knife and fork and scrapes them against each other throught the whole duration!!!

God I want to ******* rip his eyes out!



(I'm back by the way - just settled nicely into my new 6 month gig)

You change jobs more than Marilion Fan, and i bet you have a stronger right hook

[DimPrawn]

Welcome back.

Weight update?

[TimberWolf]

I've never had a problem with chalk on the blackboard / knife against fork sounds, but when people pull a fork through their front teeth, that get me squirming.

[TykeMerc]

I just spent 15 months working in audible range of a socially inept individual who:-

Hums fairly tunelessly about 75% of the time
Talks loudly enough on the phone that ear defenders were of help
Ate lunch at his desk with considerable crunching and munching
Fairly frequent and loud belching

By the time renewal time came round again I was happy to say thanks but no thanks for only the second time in 17 years as a contractor. It was that or spend a considerable time at Her Majesties boarding house for the excessively upset for damaging the bloke.

[SallyAnne]

You change jobs more than Marilion Fan

That's because, unless most of you disguised employees, I am a true consultant

I did 6 months at the last place (near enough!)

[Marina]

Jesus wept!!!!

This ******* nobba sitting opposite me eats his lunch at his desk every day with a knife and fork and scrapes them against each other throught the whole duration!!!

God I want to ******* rip his eyes out!

(I'm back by the way - just settled nicely into my new 6 month gig)

Congrats on the gig.

The guy sitting next to me eats a vast bag of vile-smelling crisps every lunchtime, slowly picking them out one by one it seems and making a munch, munch, munch noise like a cow chewing cud.

I wonder if it would help him eat quicker if I grabbed the bag, stamped on it until the crisps were powder, and then poured this straight down his gullet. Just the crinkly noise of the bag is annoying.