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    What chavs call their kids

    One of the parents at my youngest daughter's school has a son Matthew. Nice name, biblical origins and all that.

    Unfortunately, the dad can't say "Matthew". It comes out as "Maffew".



    Why do people give kids names they can't pronounce? Will it be shortened to "Maff" instead of "Matt"?

    PS: sorry for the boring nature of this thread, I'm just trying to fill up a slow day...

    #2
    I worked with an American consultant called Dick Bustin - Poor bloke (Sounds like a bad medical condition) What were his parents thinking of

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      #3
      Nothing compared to people in the 'inner city' where I live.

      Names like Shedika. Imagine my surprise when I heard: Oi, Shed!

      MTV base is heavily watched, hence all the hip-hop inspired names..

      I'm outta here, homie........

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        #4
        Most of the chavs round here call there kids Little f###er, Bar####d, c##t and other charming names. usually in the middle of the local supermarket and across great distances.
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #5
          Has "Maffew" returned the microwave yet: link SFW
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            #6
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            Most of the chavs round here call there kids Little f###er, Bar####d, c##t and other charming names. usually in the middle of the local supermarket and across great distances.
            Wales, building a swearier chavesty.
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #7
              Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
              One of the parents at my youngest daughter's school has a son Matthew. Nice name, biblical origins and all that.

              Unfortunately, the dad can't say "Matthew". It comes out as "Maffew".



              Why do people give kids names they can't pronounce? Will it be shortened to "Maff" instead of "Matt"?

              PS: sorry for the boring nature of this thread, I'm just trying to fill up a slow day...
              Sorry, are we saying he's got an accent that makes the name come out sounding as maffew - or he actually spelled it maffew. One is pretty sad and the other is just an accent, big deal. I know plenty of people darn sarf, who ain't chavs, who speak with exactly that same sort of pronunciation and accent. Feck knows what you'd think of me in my broad scots ...

              Personally I prefer awight guv one over the plummy SE posh one any day of the week.
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                Originally posted by Solent View Post
                I worked with an American consultant called Dick Bustin - Poor bloke (Sounds like a bad medical condition) What were his parents thinking of
                Used to work with a Wayne Kerr - I kid you not. I hope his folks were locked up for that.
                Bored.

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                  Originally posted by ace00 View Post
                  Used to work with a Wayne Kerr - I kid you not. I hope his folks were locked up for that.
                  I went to uni with a Korean guy called Wan Kin Kok. His brother Lee Kin Kok was just as unfortunate.
                  Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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                    Drew Peacock. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ticle95505.ece
                    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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