English test

[DimPrawn]

Please describe the nature of true love.

Points awarded for creativity, spelling and deepness.

[Flubster]

Telling her you love her as she trots off back with the rest of the flock...

Bagpuss

[NickFitz]

Love is like a butterfly, according to sources close to the Prime Minister.

[Marina]

Please describe the nature of true love.

Points awarded for creativity, spelling and deepness.

Is this a GCSE question?

"Feck off!"

(P.S. Please take into account my correct use of quotes and an exclamation mark)

[Zippy]

Cleaning up after your true love has thrown up.

Listening to your true love bang on about something they find fascinating and you find mind-numbingly tedious.

[DiscoStu]

Is this a GCSE question?

"flip off!"

(P.S. Please take into account my correct use of quotes and an exclamation mark)

Well done, 11%.

Edit: Deduct a point for the not capitalising the F.

[Advocate]

Putting up with various soaps originating from the southern hemisphere?

[Francko]

Well done, 11%.

Edit: Deduct a point for the not capitalising the F.

I'd lower it to 7% because of the double quotes.

[PRC1964]

Truelove?

Yes, I can do it. I've got 15 years experience and know how to apply all the patches.

There are a few bugs in the latest version, but as long as you take as some simple precautions it can still be quite cost efficient.

Whatever you do, make sure you have a decent firewall as TrueLove can be vulnerable to "Denial of Service" attacks. I suggest you install nookie 3.7 to see you through those dark times.

HTH

[TimberWolf]

Please describe the nature of true love.

Points awarded for creativity, spelling and deepness.

It's the opposite of false love and true hate, and a bit different from false hate. Underground.