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    Greetings. I am a time traveler from the year 2036. I am on my way home after getting an IBM 5100 computer system from the year 1975.
    My "time" machine is a stationary mass, temporal displacement unit manufactured by General Electric. The unit is powered by two, top-spin, dual-positive singularities that produce a standard, off-set Tipler sinusoid.
    I will be happy to post pictures of the unit.

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    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    Greetings. I am a time traveler from the year 2036. I am on my way home after getting an IBM 5100 computer system from the year 1975.
    My "time" machine is a stationary mass, temporal displacement unit manufactured by General Electric. The unit is powered by two, top-spin, dual-positive singularities that produce a standard, off-set Tipler sinusoid.
    I will be happy to post pictures of the unit.
    threaded, is that you?
    ǝןqqıʍ

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      #3
      Geeks and beer do not mix
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #4
        Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
        Greetings. I am a time traveler from the year 2036. I am on my way home after getting an IBM 5100 computer system from the year 1975.
        My "time" machine is a stationary mass, temporal displacement unit manufactured by General Electric. The unit is powered by two, top-spin, dual-positive singularities that produce a standard, off-set Tipler sinusoid.
        I will be happy to post pictures of the unit.
        What you have there Charles is what we call a "washing machine".
        The vegetarian option.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          Geeks and beer do not mix


          Oh how true.

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            #6
            Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
            What you have there Charles is what we call a "washing machine".
            That explains why some of my socks dissapear
            Me, me, me...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              Geeks and beer do not mix
              yes they do - infact most things mix with beer.
              Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

              I preferred version 1!

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