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    You couldn't make it up!

    John Wayne was actually born in Lichenstein!

    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    John Wayne was actually born in Lichenstein!
    I could make that up.

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      #3
      Cabbage is a fruit!

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        #4
        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        Cabbage is a fruit!
        Don't be silly!
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          John Wayne was actually born in Lichenstein!
          And his name wasn't John then.

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            #6
            Originally posted by realityhack View Post
            Cabbage is a fruit!
            The Dodo had extraordinarily good eyesight and could see up to 100 miles away, contrary to popular opinion it was an accomplished bird of flight and could fly across the world far quicker than a modern Boeing 747 going top speed.

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              #7
              Bruce Willis' real name is Wallice Willason

              Michael Keaton's real name is Michael Douglas

              who's real family name is Danielovitch
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #8
                No, really, you couldn't make it up! I found this out today at lunchtime as I made my way through the forests of Borneo past rows of queueing Pygmies in Pyjamas singing Pick-a-peck-of-pickled-peppers to the tune of the moon. Upon reaching the stall I was held in enthrall by the weight of it all as the man did tell all about the fruitiness of cabbage. Fact.

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                  #9
                  Judge Judy's real name is Judith Scheindlin.

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                    #10
                    You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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