• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

On a hot summers night

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    On a hot summers night

    On a hot summer night,
    would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
    ..............Will he offer me his mouth?
    Yes.
    ..............Will he offer me his teeth?
    Yes.
    ..............Will he offer me his jaws?
    Yes.
    ..............Will he offer me his hunger?
    Yes.
    ..............Again, will he offer me his hunger?
    Yes!
    ..............And does he love me?
    Yes.
    ..............Yes.
    On a hot summer night,
    would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
    ..............Yes.
    I bet you say that to all the geeks!











    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    do do do dooo dooo doooooo
    do do do dooo dooo doooooo

    <goes to get the Meat Loaf CD out)

















    The pope is a tard.

    Comment


      #3
      I could tell a story about Ellen Foley...













      Me, me, me...

      Comment


        #4
        Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
        I could tell a story about Ellen Foley...


        i'm all ears







        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

        Comment


          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          i'm all ears

          Let's just say she packs a great right hook









          Me, me, me...

          Comment


            #6
            Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
            Let's just say she packs a great right hook



            she packs a great right hook






            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

            Comment


              #7
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Is she followed by a crocodile who's swallowed an alarm clock?
              groan out loud


              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

              Comment


                #8
                Let me think on it, I will give you an answer in the morning.

                Comment


                  #9
                  No one does Meatloaf better than Chuck Norris.

                  http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_imAA0...eature=related

                  Comment


                    #10
                    Originally posted by moorfield View Post
                    No one does Meatloaf better than Chuck Norris.

                    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_imAA0...eature=related

                    Comment

                    Working...
                    X